Visitor Thoughts:

• "Plough the field later dear, right now I think we need to can some pickles"

• Now we know why they look grumpy ... that dong must hurt!

• "You want to put that dildo WHERE?"

• "You found Mr. Feelgood! Where was did I leave it?"

• "Wow, that thing looks just like your brother's...err, nevermind."

• Winifred was beginning to have her suspicions about Wilbur's weekly mens-only "Club" meetings

• Pa's been whittlin' agin!

• You know the couple in this painting are father and daughter, yes? Not that there's anything wrong with that...

• "Daddy I swear I didn't take that out of Mama's bottom nightstand drawer behind the knitting yarn under the Sears catalog"