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Viagra overdose?
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"...And this, my fellows, is why our wives
were always late getting home."
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"Then you vigorously move your clenched
fist up and down the shaft, like so..."
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"Gentlemen, I present to you...Frankencock!"
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The force was strong in this one.
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Cause of death: lack of blood flow to rest
of body
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Men, I will demonstrate to you my sword
swallowing technique
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"Can I hold the big penis next? Ooops, did
I say that out loud?"
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"Just checking his pulse"
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"Obviously, we can't bury it... I mean,
him."
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"Okay, who knows how to do a penis
transplant?"
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"And after only six applications of my
magic creme..."
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" He could have had your eyes out with that
sir!"
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Not all men are created equal.
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"OK.. So how do we close the coffin lid??"
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"As soon as everyone gets a chance to hold
it, we'll call an ambulance"
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"Sorry gentlemen he promised he would
donate this organ to me"
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"We can`t hear you...please speak into the
microphone."
