Visitor thoughts:

• Venus kneel before your master

• "Please mind your heads as we pass the statue on your left..."

• I always thought Mick's David needed an extender.

• The big question about Michelangelo's David has always been if the HANDS aren't too big...

• "I am a man! Not a coat rack!"

• I'd never kick him out of bed. Never.

• Down boy

• Goliath-sized!

• "Why do they keep staring at my feet?"